The Failed Pacifist

The "Ad is a Lie"

That's the response to the latest smear from the Wrinkly White Haired Guy^TM. You know, the guy who wears $500 shoes, owns many homes and several ranches, is himself 40 times wealthier than his opponent, flies in a corporate jet owned by his wife, who is said to be worth over $100,000,000, though she refuses to say how much.

The ad reveals how deeply envious he is of the young and popular.

Though I guess it's better than suggesting he's the Anti-Christ.

posted by Doran @ 11:06 AM